
For fun or science. And it's not actually smoke, but a fog created the same way they do for movies and heavy metal concerts. The Zero Blaster is a ray-gun-shaped, black-light-sensitive pistol that pumps out 2" to 4" dia smoke rings (rotating toroidal vortices, to be exact) that will, one after another, waft up to 12 feet away for hours of good, clean fun. Measures 9" long x 6-1/2" high. The Wizard Stick is a fog-producing wand, 10" long on a 4-5/8" x 2-1/4" base, and comes with an instruction manual for science experiments and special effects, including making wind tunnels and a vapor-ring blaster. Also good as a household draft-finder. Each takes (6) "AA" batteries, not included, and comes with a 3-ounce bottle of non-toxic fog juice, good for 25,000 smoke rings or a whole lot of fog. Better order an extra bottle of Super Zero Fluid, the replacement juice, just in case.
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93586 SUPER ZERO FLUID | |
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93585 WIZARD STICK |
$20.95
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93584 ZERO BLASTER |
Our crack sound-effects-evaluation vice-president calls this cartoon-in-a-box. You get (16) wacky cartoon sounds, from gunshots and explosions to ga-boings, ah-oogas, whistles, wood-sawing, jabbers and tweets (the original tweets, from birdies.) Digitally recorded, in a 4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" box with a 1-1/4" dia speaker. It's small enough to carry in a pocket so you can be the life of the elevator!
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93968 BOX-O-SOUNDS |
We found this gnome-on-a-rope soap on a Narnian personal-hygiene website that's since gone bust, so now it's yours. And not just gnome soap on a rope, but "Fine Handmade" gnome soap on a rope. And big, for gnomes, at 6" tall. In a watermelon fragrance. It doesn't get more special than this.
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94146 GNOME ON A ROPE |
Mega-cool toy air cannon. Birthdays will never be the same! The instructions on the AirZooka" say it blasts a gust (ball?) of air up to 20 feet but we blew out a candle at 30 feet, and it only took us three tries. (And you can hear the near-misses as they blow past--which is the mega-cool part.) Plastic, 11" dia x 10 1/2" deep, like a bucket with a pistol grip and a fold-down sight. The (3) segments unscrew and collapse for storage between birthdays. We'll pick fluorescent blue, green, magenta or orange, and you'll need two if you want to have air wars.
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92620 AIR CANNON |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
We love these! You're going to love these! Your kids are going to love these! Hundreds of clear marble-sized bubbles can cover the floor, cling to the sides of furniture, land on your arm. They float enchantingly, rising on air currents you can't even feel. After a few seconds, the bubbles are hard enough to catch or stack. Some will still be perched in out-of-the-way spots a day later. Touchabubbles goop, thicker than the bubble-blowing liquid you're familiar with, comes in a 4" plastic test tube with a wand built into the cap, and a clip on the side so you can carry it in a shirt pocket. The goop is nontoxic, but it tastes really bad, and you probably won't want these landing on expensive tabletops, so kids under 8 should have adult help with them. They should be sharing the fun anyway!
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91812 TOUCHABUBBLES |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifty feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for cleaning. For kids ages 5 and up.
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90291 POTATO GUN |
Ever been a piano man at a party with no piano? Never again! With this electronic piano necktie you can look spiffy and carry your instrument around your neck. Just finger the one-octave, non-chromatic keyboard and the notes will waft from a speaker cleverly disguised as a Windsor knot. Has a breakaway neck cord, so there's no fear of strangulation from unappreciative audience members. We provide the replaceable button-cell batteries.
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94196 ELECTRONIC MUSIC-PLAYING PIANO NECKTIE |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Oh, yesssss, it's Mr. Bill himself, an American icon with more Saturday Night Live appearances than Alec Baldlose. He's here in a handy 5-1/2" tall version, which could be life-sized for all we know, and ready to bend and pose to your heart's content. We recommend keeping him in a desk drawer, taking him out when people ask you to do stuff you don't want to do and saying: "read his lips."
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94190 POSABLE MR. BILL |
You've seen those 4" dia balls that always seem to have the right answer. You pose any question, and when you turn the ball over, a printed answer floats up to the window on the bottom. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples. As our regular customers know, we don't carry rude items like this, but sometimes we find them in our warehouse and list them just to get rid of them. So please help us out and buy yours now.
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91356 SARCASTIC BALL |
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
It doesn't get any more showbiz than this pair of white gloves with a red, blue and green LED embedded in each fingertip. They give a whole new look to jazz hands and are perfect for nighttime mimes, disco divines, and long-distance waving good-night. Each fingertip is independently switchable between fast or slow patterns, constant-on in any color, or flashing in any color. Powered by (2) button-cell batteries (included and replaceable) in each wrist. Gloves stretch to fit pretty much any size. Hotchaaaah!
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94199 TWINKLEFINGERS LED GLOVES |
Smell-o-vision is taking too long to arrive, so give someone this perfectly functional solar-powered 8-digit calculator that not only looks like a famous candy bar but smells just like chocolate. Doesn't melt in your mouth or hand, just does arithmetic and smells delicious. Measures 4-1/4" x 2-3/8" x 5/16" thick. Perfect birthday gift for an accountant named Herschel.
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12452 CHOCOLATE-SCENTED SOLAR CALCULATOR |
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