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Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Matryoshkas
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Only a wuss would settle for nesting dolls when you can now get nesting ninjas or robots. Your package will have (6) armed plastic ninja warriors or retro-ish plastic robots inside one another, sized from 4-1/2” down to 1-3/8”. Order both and have interplanetary ninja wars.
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94148 NEST-O- ROBOTS | |
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94147 NINJA NEST |
Mustachio Madness
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Very Mad Men-ish, these fuzzy stick-on mustaches, with models on the package so you can see exactly how you'd have looked in 1963. You pick from (7) men's or (7) women's 'staches. The men's include the Hollywood, Hero, Bruiser and Weasel in black, the Square and Sheriff in brown, and the gray, handlebar Grampa. Women's are, of course, all pink, and include the Bollywood, Heroine, Manly Missus, Frida, Lip Liner, Cowgirl and the Grandma. Great disguises. Great costumes.
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94218 MANLY MUSTACHES | |
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94219 MUSTACHES FOR GIRLS |
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Cute As A Worm
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
Yes they are, when they're inchworms (you could look it up) like this 3-1/2" long green-plastic cutie-pie. Wind him up and watch him scrunch up his cute little wormy self and then unscrunch to quickly inch his way along. Makes little kids giggle and cats goggle.
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93806 INCHWORM |
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Reptile Net
Catch your own lizards and win valuable prizes. OK, we lied about the prizes, but lizards are their own reward. You get the Reptile Hunter's 3-foot dia nylon throwing net with a padded, weighted perimeter for catching lizards, frogs, younger brothers, whatever's crawling in your yard. Includes a guide with photos of (24) reptiles and an iron-on "Reptile Hunter" patch.
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94211 3 FT REPTILE THROW NET |
Blowing Smoke
For fun or science. And it's not actually smoke, but a fog created the same way they do for movies and heavy metal concerts. The Zero Blaster is a ray-gun-shaped, black-light-sensitive pistol that pumps out 2" to 4" dia smoke rings (rotating toroidal vortices, to be exact) that will, one after another, waft up to 12 feet away for hours of good, clean fun. Measures 9" long x 6-1/2" high. The Wizard Stick is a fog-producing wand, 10" long on a 4-5/8" x 2-1/4" base, and comes with an instruction manual for science experiments and special effects, including making wind tunnels and a vapor-ring blaster. Also good as a household draft-finder. Each takes (6) "AA" batteries, not included, and comes with a 3-ounce bottle of non-toxic fog juice, good for 25,000 smoke rings or a whole lot of fog. Better order an extra bottle of Super Zero Fluid, the replacement juice, just in case.
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93586 SUPER ZERO FLUID | |
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93585 WIZARD STICK |
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93584 ZERO BLASTER |
Ga-Boooing! Boooing! Machine
Our crack sound-effects-evaluation vice-president calls this cartoon-in-a-box. You get (16) wacky cartoon sounds, from gunshots and explosions to ga-boings, ah-oogas, whistles, wood-sawing, jabbers and tweets (the original tweets, from birdies.) Digitally recorded, in a 4" x 2-3/8" x 7/8" box with a 1-1/4" dia speaker. It's small enough to carry in a pocket so you can be the life of the elevator!
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93968 BOX-O-SOUNDS |
Be The Life Of The Party
Ever been a piano man at a party with no piano? Never again! With this electronic piano necktie you can look spiffy and carry your instrument around your neck. Just finger the one-octave, non-chromatic keyboard and the notes will waft from a speaker cleverly disguised as a Windsor knot. Has a breakaway neck cord, so there's no fear of strangulation from unappreciative audience members. We provide the replaceable button-cell batteries.
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94196 ELECTRONIC MUSIC-PLAYING PIANO NECKTIE |
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Gnome-On-A-Rope Soap
We found this gnome-on-a-rope soap on a Narnian personal-hygiene website that's since gone bust, so now it's yours. And not just gnome soap on a rope, but "Fine Handmade" gnome soap on a rope. And big, for gnomes, at 6" tall. In a watermelon fragrance. It doesn't get more special than this.
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94146 GNOME ON A ROPE |
Spud Launcher
WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD-Small Parts. Not for children under 3 yrs.
A plastic pistol shaped toy that shoots slugs of raw potato. Push the barrel into a potato, break off the slug, aim and shoot up to fifty feet. Loads of fun, environmentally harmless, and about as safe as any "projectile" toy can be!! Pulls apart for cleaning. For kids ages 5 and up.
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90291 POTATO GUN |
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Smell-O-Calc
Smell-o-vision is taking too long to arrive, so give someone this perfectly functional solar-powered 8-digit calculator that not only looks like a famous candy bar but smells just like chocolate. Doesn't melt in your mouth or hand, just does arithmetic and smells delicious. Measures 4-1/4" x 2-3/8" x 5/16" thick. Perfect birthday gift for an accountant named Herschel.
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12452 CHOCOLATE-SCENTED SOLAR CALCULATOR |
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Sarcastic Ball
You've seen those 4" dia balls that always seem to have the right answer. You pose any question, and when you turn the ball over, a printed answer floats up to the window on the bottom. Well this one does it with sarcasm: "Yeah, right," "Ask me if I care," and "Oh, please," are examples. As our regular customers know, we don't carry rude items like this, but sometimes we find them in our warehouse and list them just to get rid of them. So please help us out and buy yours now.
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91356 SARCASTIC BALL |
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